A: Help! Are you a doctor? My poor little Frankie has stopped breathing! Oh my gosh, Help me! I tried to perform CPR, but I just dont know if I could get any air into his lungs! Oh, Frankie!
B: Ellen, get him hooked up to a monitor! Someone page Dr. Howser. Get the patient to hold still, I cant get a pulse! Okay, hes on the monitor. His BP is falling! He’s flatlining!
A: NOOOOOO! Frankie! Nurse! Do something!
B: Someone get her out of here! Get me the defibrillator. Okay, clear! Again! Clear! Come on! dammit! I’m not letting you go! Clear! I’ve got a pulse!
C: Okay, whats happening?
B: The patient is in acute respiratory failure, I think were going to have to intubate!
C: Alright! Tubes in! Bag him! Someone give him 10 cc’s of adrenaline! Lets go, people move, move!
A: Doctor, oh, thank god! How is he?
B: We managed to stabilize Frankie, but hes not out of the woods yet; hes still in critical condition. Were moving him to intensive care, but&
A: Doctor, just do whatever it takes. I just want my little Frankie to be okay. I couldnt imagine life without my little hamster!