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Elementary ‐ The Weekend ‐ That’s Funny! (C0126)

AnnoHuenclleor:everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!
A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than standup comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout that? Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
A: Get it? mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud !
A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious! What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moooovies ! moooovies
A: Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM!
A: Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!! CrowGd:Get off the stage! You suck!
A: Thanks everyone that was my time.

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